Coming Soon
The Chuck-topia page is proud to announce some of the features that will be displayed on our home page. Needless to say, the features will be ground breaking in content, earth shattering in form, and sky rendering in proportion. This will be the most important Web site in the whole wide world!!! You will never have to wonder again about silly questions like "Where did I put my car keys," "Who is in that black unmarked sedan that is following me," or "Why are we here?" This website, dedicated to the search of answers and meaning, will once and for all answer the things we Americans wonder about. This hard hitting, effervesant, sanitary site will give you the info you want to know when you want to know, while giving you fresh breath, a great body, and an end to those unsightly love handles. And world peace.
Now, you may be asking, "Well, oh most wonderous members of the Chuck-topia Group, which I know for a fact isn't a fanatical cult organization like the Oprah Book Club, how do you plan to do all these fantastic things with this website?" Well, dear reader, we plan to take a three pronged approach. That's right, three prongs. Not one or two, which would really be too simplistic for an endevour of this magnitude, but not four, which would be too confusing and would cause our lead statistician, Bob, to simply decombobulate. You know what they say; Mathematicians, you can't live with them, and you can't, um, well, prevent them from decombobulate themselves. They really are silly creatures, aren't they?
But if you are a mathematician, don't fret. The Chuck-topia Project will aid in your pursuit of happiness, just like it will help others in various mind-numbing careers such as astronomy, mime, and Democratic Lobbyiest. The Chuck-topia Plan will help everyone with these three, easy to swallow steps:
1.Hype, Hype, Hype
2.Some more Hype
and Step 3. We're still working on step three. However, when we decide, we will bring that news to you, which will undoubtedly cause you to lose 15 pounds while eating the foods you love!!!
Therefore, be on the lookout for the updates that will be added onto this homepage whenever we get around to it.
Saving the World from Boredom: Chuck-Topia